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It’s almost as if they know I’m Persian.
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amazon has me targeted
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o fuck they’re good
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I didn’t know you were Iranian, my dst. But I did break out laughing when I saw the Eternity cologne.
On a related note, I had the following conversation last week:
Friend: “yeah, I can’t afford that, I’m broke.”
“How are you broke? Have you seen the prices of fucking Birkenstocks recently? The lesbian economy has to be booming.”
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Thankfully amazon’s no were near figuring me out.
1) I’d rather just die than try running from the Illuminati or whoever.
2) The only Dostoevsky book I’ve read was “The Brothers Karmjryzxnov” and I have no desire to read another. It’s like Shakespeare, but what it lacks in old English he makes up for with names you can’t keep straight.
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No it’s just the 90s are back. It’s all Birkenstock and Flannel futures for me.
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That’s bad 90s and I will have no part of such hackey-sackery
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So you don’t want to go to the Phish concert and camp out for a week ahead of time? You can find another job man Starbucks’s are opening everywhere.
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I don’t need a job, I have all my money invested in Pets.com
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I’ve got lots of Webvan and Worldcom stock. I should get some AOL though I need to diversify.
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I’m writing this from my WebTV. It’s pretty sick.
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Amazon want me to buy pot growing trays, Starwars t-shirts and a yoga mat. I think their algorithms might be a little off today.